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Have you seen her Maxim cover? Love the caption “The World’s Most Horrifying Pets” right next to her big ass wig. Love it! In the article she talks about her kissing style, her flirting style – something about doing a shoulder shimmy which, when you think about it, really is a crock of sh*t. Because we all know her flirting style has more to do with dropping on her knees than any kind of innocent body language. Still…I do admire her breasts. They look lovely. Not when they’re jammed in couture, mind you, but lovely all the same. Good for skin rags and jerking off and at the end of the day – isn’t that what Jessica Simpson is all about?

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