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Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Because this sh*t is lethal. This sh*t will cause you several hours at work. Caution, gossips. And yes…I am thisclose to bringing back Brad for the Freebie 5. Or maybe Brad + George, sideways on a raft, with nothing but the sun to warm their skin. Brad Pitt. It appears I just can"t quit him, can I? Photos source

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