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Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s.

Robin Leach was the first to report it  two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that supposedly shook the foundations of their fragile love.

Fragile because the poor girl is cursed. You’ll recall, on April 30th, I posted an article titled How Jessica Simpson f&cks up her love life  after she started running her mouth about her feelings for Tony and revealed details about their first date in Glamour Magazine.

Not even a week later, the drama went down in Vegas and this past weekend, Tony was spotted in Chicago on a stag, apparently living the single life. Local gossips  broke the news that he was celebrating his re-entry in the players’ club. And many outlets since have followed suit, announcing the failure of yet another Jessica Simpson relationship.

This is terrible news.

And to pour salt on an already gaping wound, her ex boyfriend John Mayer is now embroiled in a red hot affair with Jennifer Aniston who is more famous, who has more money, who has a better body, and more importantly has way better hair.

I feel a high waisted episode coming on…

You?

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