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Someone actually posed harder than Renee Zellweger last night, especially when you consider who she actually is. Annoying, barely relevant Vanessa on Gossip Girl showed up at the Met Gala with a lot of Try on her face and a wannabe Jennifer Lopez expression leaving us with two questions:

Who?

And Why Is?

Look at this bitch go for it. Almost like she thinks she’s is It.

Her?

Please.

The girl who supposedly lost Chuck Bass in real life because she cheated? Sit DOWN Jessica Szohr. That’s her name, by the way. Because many of you didn’t know. And that’s not a statement about you, it’s a statement about HER.


Photos from Wenn.com and Demis Maryannakis/Splashnewsonline.com and Stephen Lovekin/Gettyimages.com

Jessica Szohr poses hard at the Costume Institute Gala 2010

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