❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

I am all over this couple. And I am all over the first good shots we"ve seen of the two of them together - very, very cute, non? What I object to is her ensemble, particularly the capri length pants. It"s one thing to work out in them, it"s another entirely to wear them on a romantic date via helicopter when your boyfriend is richer than Goddess. However, while we"re sort of on the subject, how do we feel about capris now that it"s not 2002 anymore? Are capris forever? Or are they over? Is the capri the El Camino of fashion? Not quite pants but not quite shorts? The trousers of indecision? Just asking…

Share this post