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So my best friend Erin didn"t think it was a very good idea when I suggested Romeo for Apple a couple of weeks ago. Something about Posh and Gwynnie driving a wedge between their love and necessitating a Romeo & Apple Shakespearean suicide that obviously isn"t quite what I had in mind for future Hollywood couplings. Then I feasted my eyes on Kelly Ripa"s little guy Joaquin. Isn"t he a doll? And WHY is he a doll, you ask? Well, take a look at his parents, snapped this weekend in the Hamptons. Remember, gossips…Average + Average = HOT. The Celebrity Baby Theory strikes again...

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