Bras are icky

Those vagina virgins the Jonas Brothers played a show the other night and some child in the audience decided to throw her bra onstage at Joe, the waxy pretty gay one.

His reaction was similar to what my main ‘mo Darren does every time I try to talk to him about my lady parts. Horror and disgust. Touching things that have touched breasts is just as bad as touching breasts.

But this will no doubt go unnoticed by those who’ve yet to menstruate. Brings up an interesting discussion point: Do you need to get your period first before gaydar can develop? It’s a learned skill, of course, but certain prerequisites must be met before instruction begins.

Here are the virgin brothers at the American Music Awards last month. The clip of Joe showing his aversion to women’s undergarments is below.

Photos from Flynetonline.com