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That’s how you start a show with big ratings - open with Johnny Depp, like you would a summer blockbuster. Does he always have to walk around with so many jingle jangles hanging off his clothes?

I am, admittedly, currently in a Depp low right now, sure, but some things, they just get boring. Until of course the subject of “recreational drugs” comes up. Was there an uncomfortable twitter in the crowd? And not of the 140 character variety?

Love to Johnny though for being so game. And taking it so well. Because you know who would not have taken it well at all?

Natalie Portman.

Johnny Depp was on stage at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards, joined by Ricky Gervais.
Photo credits: Wenn, Handout/Getty

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