I was about to say that the next headline after this already bonkers headline about Johnny Depp producing a musical about Michael Jackson’s glove was going to be that Johnny Depp himself would be playing the glove but then I remembered, would Johnny Depp actually have the discipline for a Broadway schedule? Lol. But of course he’d respond and want to sink his money into this dude’s stupid ass idea. Johnny’s on a level of genius few people can appreciate, OK? Or he’s Connor Roy and MJ’s glove is the real life “Sands”. (Dlisted)
Kayleigh Donaldson is championing Guy Ritchie’s The Man From U.N.C.L.E. better than Guy himself and his two leads did. As enjoyable as Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer are in that film, both of them can be clunky on a press tour. Which is the exact opposite vibe of the film. Not that that’s the only reason it didn’t do well at the box office. Twitter loves it though so, soon enough, it’ll be declared a cult classic. And Guy Ritchie’s all-time best film. Especially after his next film comes out. The look of that one is worrying me. (Pajiba)
Cate Blanchett making a velvet suit jacket look like pyjamas. As comfortable as pyjamas. And also making a case that we should all own a well-tailored velvet suit jacket. It’s an investment but it’s a staple. Will last you forever and goes with everything. (Go Fug Yourself)
End of the decade features are coming at us fast and furious now. Who in Hollywood had a better decade than Kim Kardashian though? Seriously. I don’t say this with any joy. But consider her status in the celebrity ecosystem in 2010 and compare it to where it is now. The Kardashians are the big winners of the decade. And probably next decade too considering Kylie Jenner is barely 21 and all the children are growing up. Will people still care about Kim in 2030 though?
None of these “we can guess your age" quizzes ever work on me but I thought this one would come through because I love to hate, I have so many pet peeves. The quiz thinks I’m 27 and a millennial. How do your peeves age you? (Buzzfeed)