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Jackson & Kruger.

I mean, it’s love in the rain. Am bursting from the Cute. SO CUTE. I want a man to hold an umbrella for me like that. Jacek would NEVER be this happy holding an umbrella for me. Jacek would be like – come on, my hair’s getting wet. Or come on – the game’s starting soon. Or come – you mean you’re wearing something different?

Re: Diane’s dress. Am indifferent but I will say on anyone else I probably would have hated it. Does that count?

The worst couple is coming up after I hit the studio. Can you guess who? Should not be hard.


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