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Ummmm…is it just me or does she have the most unattractive set of legs you"ve ever seen? And did she ever used to be cute? I can"t remember anymore. Maybe because she hasn"t made a decent movie in, like, a long ass time. Oh, wait. Is she one of those actors that quits for a while to go to an Ivy League school? Ahhh…now it"s coming back to me. Yes, gossips. Kind of like Jodie Foster, right? OK, never mind. I like Jodie Foster. If she"s a Jodie Foster wannabe, I guess that ain"t so bad. Still…we might want to work on a pair of shoes that flatters the calves. Granny flats have limited range, you know what I mean?

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