What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2017 20:59:25 July 27, 2017 20:59:25

I have some draconian opinions about driving. For example: I believe everyone should learn how to drive manual. And that all drivers’ tests should be administered in manual transmission. I promise you there would be a lot less distracted driving if more people drove stick. Exceptions can be made, obviously, for the differently abled. But you know what I mean about automatic cars and the skill level involved in driving them. Also? You should have to be tested before driving different cars. Like if you’ve been driving a sedan or a compact car for most of your life? I need to know that when you size up to an SUV you know your f-cking dimensions. I’m not sure Justin Bieber knows the dimensions. Mostly though I’m not sure why he wants to drive in the first place. Because for all my militant views on driving, my favourite form of driving is when someone else is doing the driving. Seriously? If I were a celebrity, I’d have a driver all the time. (Dlisted)

91 year old Prince Philip is retiring next week. I don’t think anyone’s mad about this. His grandson, Prince William, is retiring from the East Anglian Air Ambulance tonight. He wrote a farewell letter to mark his departure and share his appreciation for the people who trained him, supported him, and guided him. A lot of people are hung up on his work ethic. I’m hung up on the fact that Prince William does not use the Oxford comma. (Cele|bitchy) 

Jeremy Renner is doing that thing with Elizabeth Olsen that makes me uncomfortable and it sounds like I’m not the only one. It looks like Elizabeth has found a way to tolerate it. I wonder what the technique is. (Go Fug Yourself) 

It’s almost been a year since Simone Biles went to the Rio Games and DELIVERED. I keep forgetting how young she is. I was the same age when this happened to me. All four at the same time. And it was f-cking brutal. Every part of it. At no point was I given the temporary relief that she’s on in this video. Or at least that’s not how I remember it. All I remember is going home and crying for 48 hours straight from the pain. Maybe Simone Biles doesn’t feel pain. (TMZ) 

This doesn’t seem like a lot of money to me considering whose baby the person might be carrying. Like, that works out to just over a thousand dollars a week which, yes, is a decent living but, again, we’re talking about two millionaires so “decent” isn’t exactly motivating. Like if it were me, I’d invoke Linda Evangelista and not get out of bed for less than 10 grand. (Celeb Dirty Laundry) 

Um, I am ALL OVER this as the way to wear a fanny pack. First of all, it doesn’t bring down your outfit because it’s not cutting off your top or your blouse in an awkward area. In fact, I actually think it ADDS to an outfit. Also? Safety! This is a way more secure position for your valuables. Right? Are you totally doing this? I think I might try it. (Teen Vogue)

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