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I’m not sure anyone over the age of 16 can identify a Justin Bieber song. I live in Canada, and he’s Canadian, and we are saturated with Bieber, and even I can’t tell you what it sounds like. But these days, nothing matters unless it matters to the under 16 anyway. So Justin Bieber is everywhere. Justin Bieber just landed on the cover of People Magazine.

Really People Magazine? This is the best picture available to you? I find this really, really hard to believe. JB’s cover is the worst. I can’t put my finger on why but it looks f-cked up. And even little Bieber thinks so. He tweeted at them today:

Dear @peoplemag Covershoot...next time i laugh real crazy warn me u r still taking pics...still appreciate u but let's get on the same page

Right. And a word of advice to you little Bee – next time rookie, push for Photo Approval. People is not Vogue. People lives inside the celebrity anal cavity. There’s a very good chance they would have agreed to it.

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