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Justin Timberlake was spotted with Jessica Biel yesterday in New York with some friends and ...in time for the Met Gala? He took her in 2009 and she wore a horrible red Versace. They went back in 2010 and it was a terribly unimaginative sateen Ralph Lauren that gave her lumps and folds from the light. Last year they were absent...because of course the Met Gala happened during their brief separation. You remember, don’t you? When he was caught cheating on her with Olivia Munn and so many others?

If they attend tonight it will be their first time at this event as an engaged couple. I can’t imagine famewhore Shelfy wouldn’t want to pass up an opportunity to wave around her new status at one of the year’s most high profile evenings. Also, Justin Timberlake, the DESIGNER, actually believes he belongs side by side at a table with, say, oh Tom Ford.

Please let them have a camera around when Justin presents his engagement ring - the one he created - for Anna Wintour’s inspection. I just think she might have a hard time holding back.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were seen running errands and attended the Met Gala in 2009 and 2010.
Photo credits: Wenn, Fame/Flynet

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