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Some girls are “big dress” girls. Cate Blanchett is a big dress girl. The dress will never wear her.

Kate Beckinsale on the other hand is getting straight up owned by this dress, as seen last night at the Chanel and PS Arts party. And the poor thing looks totally stressed out by it too.

Of course Chris Klein isn’t helping either. I’m telling you, having interviewed him at TIFF, he is quite possibly the dullest, blandest, most uninteresting excuse for a celebrity you will ever meet. Which is why I don’t blame Kate for looking bored out of her tree. Check out her husband. He looks like he’s about to nod off too. Snort.

My favourite photo today though has to be of Kate and Mr Gay Biker Chic. Who is this Homo? I love him. I must be his Hag.

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