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Over…already? Or over…for now?

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson came out recently, just weeks after getting comfortable with beign photographed together in public, suddenly split because she was reportedly tired of his commitment-phobe bullsh-t.

Word is it happened around Memorial Day but while some reports indicate finality, others say it’s another case of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson – make up break up all the time.

My smutty tingles towards the latter… something about these two, they feel right together, you know? The kind of right when a couple shares a smell, a common musk. This is how I imagine it, am hoping they’ll make it work.

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