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Kate Winslet was made a Commander of the British Empire today in London at an investiture ceremony at Buckingham Palace with the Queen. Let’s Photo Assume Her Majesty:

Her Majesty seems fond of Ms Winslet, non?

Good welcoming body language, leaning towards her subject, not grimacing as she’s pinning her...

Charmed, both of them.

But what if this were Kate’s boyfriend Ned Rocknroll? Can you imagine the Queen calling him Mr Rocknroll? Can you imagine Mr Rocknroll coming out the Queen’s mouth? For shame! This is why you don’t date a dude who changed his name from Ned Smith to Ned ROCKNROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. Love how proud Kate looks. And the fascinator works too.
 

Kate Winslet was awarded her CBE by Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace.
Photo credits: WPA Pool/ Getty, Keystone

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