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It’s only the beginning. Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses, a film that has MiniVan Majority written all over it, has apparently tested so well with chicks the studio moved it back a week to take on Mad Money. Word is, the newlywed Katie Heigl will trump Katie Holmes, solidifying her movie career and ensuring she’ll be around making “Shopaholic”-type drivel for a very, very long time.

Joy.

Here she is at the premiere last night wearing a dress hand picked for the wedding obsessed.

Seriously…this girl just might be the most formidable famewhore in Hollywood. Jessica Biel, Emmy Rossum, and Jennifer Aniston all rolled into one. Ugh.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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