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New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television.

And then there’s Tom Cruise and Robo. Every time they love each publicly it’s a wave of new fontrum. And then this happened: 

Just Jared has the exclusive video of Katie Holmes singing and dancing for Tom at a fundraiser the other day. But before you watch it, please be warned. If you are like me, it will be difficult. I don’t enjoy being embarrassed for other people. As I’ve noted before, this is why The Office is so hard for me. So it was torture viewing this all the way through. Especially since he’s suuuuuch a... dork. I mean it’s the best word for him. Dork. Painfully uncool. So much fontrum. Click here to see.

And below, since we’re on the subject of Tom dancing, one of my all time favourite clips ever. 

Also... 

I really miss The Presentations. Why doesn’t he Present her anymore? 

Oh and one more thing, because it’s been a while since we all enjoyed the Classic Photo and new site visitors should have the pleasure.

 




Photos from Wenn.com

Tom Cruise presenting Katie Holmes

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