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Geri Halliwell is very pregnant and she is very lovely. At her baby shower the other day, looking ravishing - the best I"ve ever seen her. The father is some dude named Sachi Gervasi, a former Bush band member turned screenwriter and they broke up early on in the pregnancy only to reconcile around the holidays and I can"t be bothered to find out if they"re still together because, really, when it comes down to it, do you really give a sh*t who the father is and whether or not they"re getting married??? Didn"t think so. Bottom line - she looks amazing, she looks happy, she looks an awful lot like Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and is it just me or does it seem like she"s been pregnant longer than Katie Holmes???

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