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I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. 

The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and Tom Cruise and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. But according to the Boston media, the Catholic pre-school has denied the claim and clarified that Katie and Little Sci simply toured the Boston Children’s Museum where the school is located.

In other words, Xenu is alive and well and very, very strong.

This is a photo from their day at the museum which led to the rumour that Katie successfully pushed Scientology aside temporarily. Like her older sister and brother before her though, it looks like Little Sci will indeed be educated according to Church principle based, of course, on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard who, as you know, was a failed science fiction writer and instead decided to create a religion. 

Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan.

Thanks Charlotte!


Photo from INFphoto.com

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