What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2019 20:01:39 August 29, 2019 20:01:39

We are now in the back half of 2019 which means 2020 is not that far away…and we are still talking about Hot Felon, Jeremy Meeks. Jeremy’s been having some love drama with Chloe Green, because no one saw that coming. Is it love or is it desperation? You know what’s hard? Going from a billionaire life to a living paycheque to paycheque life. I mean, it’s not mining or anything but that kind of fall is a very real psychological terror. (Dlisted) 

If I somehow found myself on the press junket for The New Pope I would ask about Jude Law’s inspiration for his beach walk in nothing but a pair of tight whites. Was it JLo? Beyoncé? Who was he channeling? Because he is feeling himself. And the only thing missing was a wind machine, although I suppose wind machines don’t work as well for men. I appreciate how they’ve enhanced the whites in this trailer though, so that all the towels and Jude’s ass and junk area are lit up like it’s a halo. Halo around the most important parts. (Cele|bitchy) 

Katy Perry is clashing prints and embracing the colour of the season before the season ends: orange. Orange of all shades. Orange in many prints. I’m not mad at it, but I think she could have gone with a different shoe. That is an ugly shoe and I don’t understand the bangles either. (Go Fug Yourself) 
 
Do you belong to the Chris Pine is the Best Chris faction? If so, I’m waving at you, hi. How would you feel about your Best Chris joining the Fast Furious franchise? This is not happening, don’t freak out. But it’s been proposed by Kate Hudson at Pajiba and… I don’t think it’s the craziest idea ever. (Pajiba)

Well obviously if Buzzfeed is going to put up an age quiz based on which pictures you choose, I’m going to do the f-cking quiz. There are a series of colour options. You choose the images that most appeal to you by colour and this will determine how old you are with 99% accuracy. So …how old am I? I am, apparently, between 5-10 years old. I was kinda hoping for between 15-20, WTF. That said, I always knew I had sh-t taste in home design. (Buzzfeed) 

 

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