I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again – I grew up idolising Madonna, so there’s a part of me that is always going to be pro-Madonna, because it’s almost like shunning a part of your identity when you have such attachment to a certain time in your life and one artist is so tied to it, you know? But I have such a hard time understanding Madonna these days. Not only because I’m not sure all the things she’s writing make sense but also because well, it’s hard to rationalise any of these messages. Who is advising her? Is anyone? (Dlisted) 


Here’s something for Flashback Friday: Kayleigh Donaldson remembers Nicolas Cage and Patricia Arquette. OMG. Oh yeah! I barely remembered that they were together. And now that I do… how could I have forgotten? Maybe because it just got more and more bananas the more people he fell in love with? (Pajiba) 

Well here’s another excellent Flashback Friday: the premiere of Mr and Mrs Smith. On the off, off, off chance you don’t remember what this is – it’s the movie where Brad Pitt met Angelina Jolie, the beginning of Brange, and over a decade of gossip glory. She showed up on the red carpet in black velvet. He was blonde. And Lindsay Lohan was there which I’m SURE you don’t remember because we were all too busy looking at the main event. (Go Fug Yourself) 

I keep saying I want to take this time in lockdown to get better at speaking Mandarin which sounds like I can actually speak it but I can’t – I understand it a little bit. This hasn’t happened. And neither has Polish. But Shailene Woodley is going to be fluent in Spanish soon. (Cele|bitchy) 

Are you an expert on Dwayne The Rock Johnson? I thought I’d do well on this quiz about his career and movies but… it turns out I haven’t seen a lot of his movies. WTF is The Longshot?! (Buzzfeed)