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See Keanu walking hand in hand with a lovely female in New York the other day. New girlfriend? Or new beard? Let me play naïve and say that Keanu is a true Canadian beaver lover. I realise I may be taking an unrealistic position. But we"ve lost so many hotties to the glitter side lately, I feel the need to reclaim at least one for Team Straight. Is that too much to ask?

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