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Keira Knightley’s people confirmed last week that she and James Righton are engaged. They were out together, hand in hand, with ring, in London this week. I love that she can’t contain her happiness, not even when confronted by the paps. I guess bridal bliss is the same, famous or not.

Can’t see it on full detail but it looks classic and elegant and not Timberlakey, the standard by which I am judging engagement situations now. Just because it’s big, doesn’t mean it’s attractive. And or functional. Kind of like a penis.

Now Keira’s is the wedding dress I’m dying to see.

Keira Knightley and James Righton out in London, Keira Knightley out in London
Photo credits: Bauer, INF

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