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Some people can’t stand Kelly Ripa, think she’s annoying. To me there’s a lot worse. Like that old bag Barbara Walters. And Ryan Seacrest.

What freaks me out about Kelly is that her head seems to be getting bigger, sometimes it looks like it’s swallowing her body. Here’s Kelly yesterday in New York for the “Heel-a-Thon”. Of course she had to change into some skin tight business to further accentuate the disparity above the shoulders and everything little below it. Is it attractive if it scares you?

As for this race on heels… couldn’t do it. Would be torture. But I know there are many of you out there for whom stilettos are like sneakers. Crazy bitches.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Kelly Ripa runs in the heel-a-thon

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