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I was so thrilled to see Britney, she really really looked amazing. And then dirtbag had to come in the shot and soil the experience. Did you see him? Did you see the flippant look on his face as he was announcing Beyonce’s win? Beyonce. Accomplished on her own and also Jay Z"s girlfriend. Jay Z, who should be hero worshipped by that fool! Instead, he played like it was beneath him, like opening that envelope was distasteful, like the Sony Music contract had immediately gone to his crotch. Bitch, please. I’m telling you, if there’s a way the Church of Scientology could somehow remove Kevin Federline? I’d instantly become a member. Photo source

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