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For the love of Audrey, would this skank ass bitch PLEASE stop pretending she’s Hepburn? Ain’t gonna happen, honey. Because Audrey would never have let Wilmer Valderrama try out his 8 inches in her high class garage. She also wouldn’t blaze a trampy trail through half of Hollywood, although I wouldn’t mind one bit if she tempted her way over to Britney’s house and swallowed some KFed. Now that’s where an amoral temptress can really benefit society. And while we’re at it…who the hell is still watching her show? Do you realize you are giving this girl a JOB???

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