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If you"ve been reading my column for a while, you"re well aware of my obsession with little breasts. Love them. And happy, happy news! I have now found my ideal titties to go along with my ideal nose. Courteney Cox for the beak, Kelly Ripa for the boobs. Call me crazy but the grass is always greener, you know? Anyway, check out Kelly in white, showing some great pecs and even greater skin at Super Saturday 9 over the weekend. Sigh. I would give anything to be a board. Photos from Gossip Rocks

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