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On another note, how come Kimberly Stewart isn’t part of the Hollywood Slut Brigade? Dear Tonia: It already pains me enough that we constantly have to talk about nobodies like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But at least they don"t make me want to scratch my eyes out. Kimberley Stewart however is excruciating to look at. And since my site has already been soiled repeatedly by the likes of Fergie and her mashed up face, I"d prefer to leave as much riffraff off of it as possible…for your sake as well as mine.

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