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Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six:

"Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."

Strictly friends? Yes. Now they’re strictly friends. Two weeks ago they were strictly f&cking.

Here are Mary Kate and Ashley at the 7th on Sale Black Tie Gala last night in NYC. I love that they always wear the same colour, non? And can you believe they’re both smiling? Ashley in particular looks rather… satisfied. Lance must be good.

Best? MK looks better in Posh’s Giambattista Valli’s than she does! MK style rocks always.

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