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The Third Person is not Britney. Judy might be a bitch, but her taste in men runs much more A grade, as in platinum several times, savvy? And yes, in case you’re wondering, I finally dragged my ass to Pirates. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

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