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Who else but the chest thumping, shamelessly sentimental, corny as all sh*t, dance sensation known as Celine Dion? Doing her part for a telethon, givin" it with gusto, as only Celine can do, no one is as deliciously ridiculous as Celine Dion…and it"s why there"s a piece of my heart that goes on beating for my fellow countrywoman. Our world would be a little less cheesy without her. F&ck. I really AM losing my bitch... Photo source

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