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Leonardo DiCaprio continued to shoot The Wolf Of Wall Street yesterday in New York, this time on a yacht holding lobster claws surrounded by bikini girls and exchanging words with Kyle Chandler. Judging by Coach Taylor’s working class suit, I’m guessing he’s a cop, the adversary to Leo’s excessive 80s trader-pimp...? He’d be well-suited to it. And incorruptible!

Maybe the Emmys sucked for me because he wasn’t there. Last year Kyle Chandler was the Best Actor Drama. This year Connie Britton showed up with bad hair and more people knew her from a different show. They said Texas Forever but I think they only meant Texas For Five Years.
 

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