No matter what happens, I will always have a special place in my heart for Taylor Swift’s mockery of Leonardo DiCaprio in “The Man”, both the song and the video that dropped last week. Celebrities like Leo claim to be unaware of online chatter all the time but do you believe that he wouldn’t have heard about it, especially since his current bonafide, Camila Morrone, is actually of the social media generation? 

He and Camila were in New York this weekend, and not running from the paps while out for a walk. Have you noticed that Leo’s lack of reluctance about being photographed with Camila has kind of been in step with the jokes made about his romantic age preference? The whole thing about him not dating anyone – actually, not even just “anyone”, but any model – over 25 has become much more well-known about him over the last couple of years, complete with a graphic. And then he showed up front row at the Oscars with Camila sitting beside him. Coincidence or conspiracy? 

In the era of #MeToo, Leo does not want to seem like a playboy. He wants us to know that he and Camila, who turns 23 this summer, are SERIOUS, all caps. They’ve been together two years. It’ll be still another two years before she ages out. Plenty of time not to have to worry about what happens when the quarter century mark comes for her. But, like, do you think he’s thinking about it? Is it at all a factor in their relationship considerations? After all, public perception affects celebrity relationships all the time.