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It"s been a week and it"s only getting worse. Leo at the Rome Film Festival screening The Departed - 100% pure loin quiveration. And please… don"t bother arguing until you have seen The Departed. Just. Don"t. My friend Fiona went on Saturday night. Fiona who is not shallow or vain or pretentious or prone to whims and desires, Fiona who is not bitchy or catty or petty, who does not develop delusional crushes that last several months and consume her to the point of destructive distraction… Even Fiona swooned. Even Fiona loved - and I mean LOVED - the ass grab. I"m telling you…Leonardo DiCaprio belongs on the Freebie 5. And what was temporary might just be more. Forgive me. Source

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