Liam’s “little angel”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2017 19:09:22 July 10, 2017 19:09:22

Last week, to commemorate International Kissing Day (there are too many goddamn “days” – like “international pretzel day”, which I just made up but I’m totally convinced exists), Miley Cyrus posted a throwback photo from The Last Song, which is the movie she was working on when she met Liam Hemsworth and they fell in love and got engaged and then broke off their engagement when she cut her hair and got all provocative but now they’re back together because she dresses in oatmeal colours only and is getting back to her “roots”.


Happy #InternationalKissingDay! 💋💋💋 Our first smooch 8 years ago! ❤️❤️❤️

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In other words, she went from “angel” to “devil” and back to “angel”. So, not to put too fine a point on it, this is what Liam’s calling her, on his Insta this time:


My little angel and I.

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It should be “my little angel and ME”, but Instagram is not where we do grammar. The “little angel” photo was put up yesterday. Then Liam followed with these shots:


Here's to ice baths and flexing in tiny shorts

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I won’t pretend that I didn’t enjoy this. Because Liam’s body is my kind of body – on the lean side, not a huge chest, narrow in the hips, and legs on the skinny side but not too skinny. Does it make up for the corny cheese of “little angel”? Not quite. But it doesn’t hurt.

Still. What is this for?

It’s been an entire year since Liam’s been in a movie. Last summer he was promoting the sh-tty Independence Day sequel. And after that, not much has been going on career-wise. He’s currently shooting a romantic comedy with Rebel Wilson and Adam Devine called Isn’t It Romantic in which, I think, he plays the hunk and Adam’s the one who’s been “friend-zoned” so, I’m assuming, if we’re playing on formula, Adam’s the one who gets the girl in the end? The point is this is where Liam Hemsworth still is professionally. And I’m pretty sure, if we’re looking back at his five year plan post-Hunger Games, it’s not what the strategy was supposed to be.

What, then, is the career prospectus on Liam Hemworth? Beyond the fact that he’s with Miley – and he’s REALLY hot – do you care about Liam Hemsworth?

Attached - Miley and Liam having lunch with friends and family yesterday in Malibu. 


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