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Lindsay Lohan was in Vegas this weekend, attended a performance of a new Las Vegas review called Peepshow.

People.com is reporting that Lilo personally approached show producers for a role and could take over from Kelly Monaco in a few months requiring her to get almost completely naked.

Kelly who?

Exactly.

Kelly Monaco is a former contestant on Dancing With the Sh-ts.

In other words, Lindsay Lohan, once with all the promise in the world, is now resorting to begging for a part already warmed up by a B list former soap random turned variety show entertainer and she’ll be taking her clothes off too!

Oh shame.

Shame!

Next?

Porn isn’t so far away.

Remember that porn king loaned her his car. Pretty soon she’ll have to pay him back.

Attached – Lindsay with Scary Spice Mel B who also stars in Peepshow.


Photos from Ethan Miller/Gettyimages.com

Lindsay Lohan and Mel B at the opening of PEEPSHOW at Planet Hollywood in Vegas

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