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Intoxicated by her own fame, gluttonously eating up every flash…she was the last to show up and loved every second of the frenzy, even more pronounced because she didn’t have to share it.

Lindsay Lohan, famewhore and fiend…

Yes, her pupils were pinned. She was 5 feet away from us, they were most definitely pinned. But at least she was lucid. And reasonably good humoured, though I thought the dress wore her instead of vice versa and she wasn’t as… pretty… as I expected her to be, having heard so many times how attractive she is in real life.

Must be all the drugs she’s not doing…

See Kate Moss for reference.

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