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TMZ has released audio of a hysterical Lindsay Lohan calling up her father Michael last night during that scrap with her mother.

WHY IS HE TAPING THEIR CONVERSATIONS?

Here’s what is said:

Dina appeared to be on cocaine.
Dina took 40 grand from Lindsay to keep her house.
Dina threatened to call the cops.
Dina and the driver were maybe holding Lindsay against her will.

Here’s what we know:

NOTHING.

Because THEY ARE ALL LIARS.

Can you honestly say that one is more believable than the other? That one’s word is more reliable than the other? Michael’s been in prison for shady financial dealings and addiction and makes headlines for slapping his girl around on occasion. Dina doesn’t know the meaning of the word “inept”, and Lindsay bails on charities and every other day fronts like she’s written off her dad only to call him every time she needs him to record their conversations. But oh look, the next day she’s back at mom’s, calling the paps and hugging for photographers -- see attached.

Listen to this sh-t between several pieces of sh-t. Save your sympathy. I promise you, I PROMISE YOU, these losers don’t deserve it.

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