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Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her.

Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she FOLLOWED ORDERS???

Someone posted a question yesterday during the liveblog about Whitney Houston and Lohan, whether or not she could be next. Lindsay Lohan loves herself too much. Truly. Remember a year ago when Charlie Sheen was raging and people were like, oh my God, something’s wrong with him, it’s going to end badly...? And Sarah from Cinesnark wrote that, um, actually...he’s just a dick, ok? It’s hard to accept that the root cause of someone being an asshole is simply that they’re an asshole. There’s really no cure for being an asshole. Our society has to cure everything. Lindsay Lohan is an asshole. Uncurable. And most of her drama can be attributed to the fact that she is an asshole.

An asshole in the most heinous colour combinations.

Between the blonde and the green and her lips, Jesus, this is hard to look at even before you look at her face.

Lindsay Lohan at her probation hearing
Photo credits: Toby Canham/Kevork Djansezian/Getty

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