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Easy girl…

Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello to Ronson this weekend, Lilo tore the twin a new asshole: “Get your 15-year-old "Full House" a - - away from my girlfriend!”

Hee.

Apparently Lindsay is so obsessed with Samantha she gets all pouty pants when Samantha’s too busy working and even uses Facebook under the name Lindsay Ronson. Totally a crazy bitch but also kinda hot, non?

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