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The bestest of friends reunited in New York. How glamourous. Except for the fact that they"re 12 years apart and you can hardly tell. Definitely a compliment for Moss. Not so much for Lohan. And while we"re at it - what"s up with the ghetto ass chipped nail polish??? Memo to Lindsay: if you want to matter next to Kate Moss, you need to step up the A-game baby. The bad foundation, the Joan Collins dress, the day old vodka Elvis bloat hangin" off your face… it"s almost endearing to see you trying so hard and failing so miserably next to your idol. Almost. But not quite.

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