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Oh, so many things.

Breasts, for starters.

Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’re genetic, right? Discuss.

And what else did they inherit from mom?

Getting what you can out of a man.

Radaronline is reporting that the chump who was seen cavorting with Lilo (he’s in the water) earlier this week is a 36 year old computer geek entrepreneur called Ben Holz. Holz declined to comment on his relationship with Lindsay but…

She’s broke ass and she dropped $15K on luxury goods earlier this week.

We’ll never really know, but Dina is really, really proud.


Photos from starsurf/Splashnewsonline.com and LAURENT/MATINGAS/Bauergriffinonline.com

Lindsay and Ali in Hawaii

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