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At a charity benefit the other night. So I think I’m going to start calling her o-fer. As in 0 for 25. As in a batting average of 0.00 – perhaps even less. Can you remember the last time she didn’t look dirty and/or washed out? You can now add light peach and sequins to that list. Never a good combination, even on the mightiest of fashion forward females. Thing is – dressing badly but with an edge you can get away with. Dressing bad with Miss America is something else entirely. And for someone like Lindsay, someone who covets a couture contract, someone who so desperately wants to be known for her bold style statements – beauty pageant attire is akin to a kiss of death. Lindsay Lo-fer needs a new stylist, y’all. Spread the word.

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