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Sweet Xenu – literally! Lisa Marie, if memory serves, drinks the Xenu Juice too, non? And from the looks of it, she also drinks something stronger. That is totally Vince Vaughn in Elvis’s female form.

And Priscilla… WHAT THE FACK??

The Presleys were at the Food Bank for New York City last night giving back for the holidays. Philanthropy should always be applauded. Mutilating your face should never be applauded.

I really never understand Lisa’s connection to Michael Jackson. Until now. Now it all makes sense…

Photos from Wenn

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