Earlier this week, Lucy Liu stepped out in a grey dress. The colour is beautiful on her. The problem is not the colour.

The problem is all that… fuzz. Four layer of fuzz – one across the chest, and three tiers of it in the skirt. And on top of all that, a busy bow that ties at the back. How does this dress even happen? And why is she wearing it?

You know what I think it might? It might be that this furry sh-t, this fuzz, is now being worn on slides. You thought it wouldn’t happen when Rihanna stepped out in furry slides last year. You thought people wouldn’t start walking around in bathroom slippers. But that’s what we saw all summer, people with furry slides all over the place. And now that furriness is trying to migrate onto the body. I refuse.