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It is Maddox Jolie Pitt’s birthday today. And since everyone is losing their sh*t over the biological wonders, how about a little Maddox tribute, even though the MiniVan isn’t so much interested in the adopted one?

Maddox as a baby with Mom rockin’ his Maddhawk. Maddox hanging out with Colin Farrell (remember that?), Maddox finding his dad Brad. Time flies, non? Maddox is now the big man to two little brothers and probably having the best birthday party ever right now in his family castle.

Don’t lie. You’d love to be there.

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