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Your questions, my answers. And to those of you who have written to ask about when I reveal the answers to the secret smutty riddles…unfortunately, I don"t. Like I"ve said before, I"m too poor to be sued. But I do drop hints. So you need to read carefully…and not just in the mailbag section. Hopefully the additional clues will help. Enjoy!

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