This is for Emily – I know it’s been a f-ck of a time right now because of that f-cking asshole who ruined your birthday. At the same time… and I know it’s hard to see now, maybe it’ll end up being the best birthday gift because you’re kicking off a new year without that dead weight. Too much time and energy has been sucked away by that piece of sh-t. You don’t need strength to get through this. You got it. Here’s Miley for some more of that f-ck you energy. I look forward to hearing from you next year when you’re living your best f-ck-boy free life.